[過去ﾛｸﾞ] Jokes in English (178ﾚｽ)
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159: moot ◆Ep8pui8Vw2 2015/06/01(月)08:31 ID:4c8O2xJi!(1) AAS
>>153
>weeaboos
This isn't 2003, Anon
160: dabeshu ◆Ep8pui8Vw2 2015/06/03(水)12:21 ID:8L0W4ogq(1/3) AAS
moot what the fuck are you doing here
That's not you.
161: dabeshu 2015/06/03(水)12:23 ID:8L0W4ogq(2/3) AAS
Oh shoot-it's mewt!
HOWDY DOO AND GEWD DAY TEW YEWW D:
162: 2015/06/03(水)12:28 ID:8L0W4ogq(3/3) AAS
moot is still confused about 2chan!??????
163: 2015/06/03(水)13:11 ID:wJdFmcK0(1) AAS
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
164: Politically Incorrect 2015/06/15(月)16:55 ID:oy/Eyz4Y(1) AAS
I think this just became my new favorite hangout.
Dislexic man walks into a bra...
Sexdilic mal wanks into a rab...
Fuck sorry I can't read this^^
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?... Neither did she!
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?... Her dog was blind too~
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?... You would to if your name was **loud deaf people noises**
Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?... She used the other hand to moan.
Why did Helen Keller get Carple Tunnel, she fell down a well and spent days signing for help.
How do you confuse Helen Keller... Move the furniture while she sleeps.
省2
165: 2015/10/20(火)23:38 ID:M0iwSqlr(1) AAS
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166: 2016/03/16(水)01:04 ID:Owo45VXF(1) AAS
haha, there are some very fun jokes in this thread
this is so much better than learning for math class
167: 2016/03/17(木)06:15 ID:1EWxW63A(1) AAS
lol
168: 2016/03/21(月)07:07 ID:KW1hqdVl(1) AAS
I don't know how many of the dirtier words in the English language get taught or learned on your side of the Pacific, but here's one that relies on a pun:
I got a handjob from a blind girl last night.
She never saw me coming!
169: Яникс [swagout@inbox.lv] 2016/03/27(日)07:04 ID:ZklxNmiN(1/3) AAS
Мой дом - улица
170: Яникс [swagout@inbox.lv] 2016/03/27(日)07:05 ID:ZklxNmiN(2/3) AAS
Твой парень риани
по мне давно плачет эстрада
171: Яникс [swagout@inbox.lv] 2016/03/27(日)07:08 ID:ZklxNmiN(3/3) AAS
я утонул в алкоголе
брось мне спасательный круглый
172: 2017/03/27(月)10:51 ID:HgTFPZkC(1) AAS
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it’s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
One day, his girlfriend asks him over for dinner to meet her parents.
He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
“No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don’t say a word.”
She tells him, “Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes.
We haven’t done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them.”
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it.
Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word.
So Steve decides to have a little fun.
He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
省6
173: 2017/04/08(土)02:58 ID:j3tF+4o4(1) AAS
I farted. YUH!
174: 2017/05/04(木)22:54 ID:MPJlZtAK(1) AAS
Охуенно же сколько много русских на японском дваче.
175: 2018/01/26(金)03:57 ID:Tt30I0At(1) AAS
weeb get off my board ree
176: 2018/02/08(木)19:23 ID:s2r5brhO(1) AAS
Погром, товарищ! КГБ...
177: 2022/07/01(金)18:36 ID:??? AAS
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178: 2022/08/13(土)10:49 ID:??? AAS
うんぽこw
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773 うんぽこどっこいしょ 2022/08/05(金) 18:54:45.43 ID:mr2dSO0R0
いま川崎競馬場にいます
パドックで黄シャツ(コロンビア)に黒い半ズボン履いてるのが俺だからな
ちなみに7レース7番カルテベイビーに単複1000円づつ賭けて撃沈しました
ショックで8.9レースは買ってない
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