Jokes in English (178ﾚｽ)
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1: Jim ◆6P7QkQf8Ys ＠Apparently admin ★ 2008/01/09(水)02:40 ID:??? AAS
Please post your jokes in English here.
2: Jim ◆6P7QkQf8Ys ＠Apparently admin ★ 2008/01/09(水)02:59 ID:??? AAS
knock knock
Who is there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana cream pie.
省10
3(1): Phoenix ◆MIXTUREQWs 2008/01/09(水)03:04 ID:??? AAS
There were polish, trying change a burn-out light bulb.
You need a ladder to reach the bulb because it is on the ceiling.
Now, how many polish are needed to change the bulb?
Answer: Three.
There's one to hold the bulb on the top of the ladder and the other two to turn the ladder around.
4(1): 2008/01/09(水)03:27 ID:DxQ9w27A(1) AAS
I'd like to read this thread when I ease a feeling.
Here we go.
2chｽﾚ:english
5: Jim ◆6P7QkQf8Ys ＠Apparently admin ★ 2008/01/09(水)03:27 ID:??? AAS
>>3 hehehehehehe
I have heard the same joke before, but professors were the subject, not
poles
6: Jim ◆6P7QkQf8Ys ＠Apparently admin ★ 2008/01/09(水)03:33 ID:??? AAS
>>4 I bookmarked that. It is hilarious
7: 2008/01/09(水)03:35 ID:??? AAS
2chｽﾚ:english
If you want more ,should go!!!!
8(1): Jim ◆6P7QkQf8Ys ＠Apparently admin ★ 2008/01/09(水)03:37 ID:??? AAS
This one had me rolling on the floor
2chｽﾚ:english
9: 2008/01/09(水)03:55 ID:??? AAS
>>8
ehhehehhehehhehhehehehe
lighthouse!!!
BEST!!!!!!
10(1): Phoenix ◆MIXTUREQWs 2008/01/09(水)04:27 ID:h1o5c4L7(1/2) AAS
Kill me.
I hate sucide.
11(1): Jim ◆6P7QkQf8Ys ＠Apparently admin ★ 2008/01/09(水)04:31 ID:??? AAS
>>10 It is pointless. Being killed or committing suicide is useless.
You will end up in the same place either way, and compared to the age
of the world, in about the same time. Just live your life, until
it ends, that is your only purpose.
12(1): Phoenix ◆MIXTUREQWs 2008/01/09(水)04:40 ID:h1o5c4L7(2/2) AAS
>>11
I hate my life.
My life is very bored.
If you torelate me,I would like to be killed by you eternity.
13(1): Jim ◆6P7QkQf8Ys ＠Apparently admin ★ 2008/01/09(水)05:01 ID:??? AAS
>>12 it is normal to hate your life. The grass is always greener on the other side.
When you get there it is the same color though.
14(1): Phoenix ◆MIXTUREQWs 2008/01/09(水)06:24 ID:??? AAS
>>13
Thanks Jim.
Always I would like to change my life.I was a darts player.
Do you know "Phill Taylor"?
He is required by a lots of darts player,me too.
Though my right hand had broken by motorbycicle.
Now,my hobby is 2ch.
So thank you.
See you.
15(1): Jim ◆6P7QkQf8Ys ＠Apparently admin ★ 2008/01/09(水)06:29 ID:??? AAS
>>14 Motorbikes can cause big trouble. I had a motorcycle when I was 18.
Then a couple of years ago, I bought one. I crashed it the first time
I rode it. I ended up giving that bike to my brother in law.
がんばります
16: Phoenix ◆MIXTUREQWs 2008/01/09(水)07:18 ID:??? AAS
>>15
Please take care.
We are friend.
See you.
がんばります
17(2): 2008/01/09(水)07:45 ID:??? AAS
544 Phoenix ◆MIXTUREQWs []
2008/01/09(水) 04:04:09 ID:4NAhzmipO
>>542
自殺します
遺言はこれです
精神的に疲れました
ここでの生活は疲れました
自殺します
１月９日
省2
18: Phoenix ◆MIXTUREQWs 2008/01/09(水)09:08 ID:??? AAS
>>17
Hell no!
19: Phoenix ◆MIXTUREQWs 2008/01/09(水)09:30 ID:??? AAS
>>17
hehehe, soon.
20(1): Jim ◆6P7QkQf8Ys ＠Apparently admin ★ 2008/01/09(水)14:52 ID:??? AAS
A man was released from Prison after 20 years.
The warden gave him a suit of clothes and $100.
The first place he went was the whore house.
He had not been with a woman for 20 years.
He walks into the whorehouse and the Madam
asks him what kind of service he would like.
He says as much as $100 will give him.
She said it would not get him much, but he
could get a penguin for $100. Not knowing what
a penguin was he says "Yes, give me a penguin."
省7
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